Prepare for maximum ridiculosity.
19, female, USA, dinosaur
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
Everything I Need to Know I Learned from The Green Brothers:
Lesson #12: Sometimes it is important to look at the big picture…Sometimes, rarely, I will make a good joke on Twitter.
Tip for all my student readers: if you’re too lazy to use a bibliography creator like NoodleBib or RefWorks, let Google generate your bibliography entries for you. All you have to do is google the article/book title in Google Scholar, click “cite” at the bottom of the search result, and copy either the MLA, APA, or Chicago cite into your word document.
Signal boost because omg how did I not know this in college?
Doodle Day
Reposted for signature change.
@thatalexday I know you don’t wear this stuff anymore but…this is AWESOME! xxx
Brace yourselves. Real life is coming.
If People Were Really Honest in Job Interviews [Click to finish interview]
Expecto PatroNUMB from working these soulless jobs.
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Poetry Makes Nothing Happen: Thoughts on Ai Weiwei from the Indianapolis Museum of Art
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In which John visits the Indianapolis Museum of Art, where his wife is a curator, and thinks about the work of the artist and dissident Ai Weiwei while walking through “According to What,” his first major retrospective in the United States. If you live in or near Indianapolis, you should really see the show. It’s very special, and will be here until July 21st.
SO THE BACK DOOR IS OPEN AND SOME RANDOM KID HAS WALKED INTO MY HOUSE. HE IS LITERALLY JUST ROAMING AROUND THE HOUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN RANDOM CHILDREN WALK INTO YOUR HOME?
he keeps calling me daddy.
i am a female.
i hope you enjoy reblogging one of the scariest moments of my life. i was in the same house a a four year old serial killer.
are you my daddy?
Whenever I think of Altair in my head, like stories/scenarios etc. (which I’m sure most of us have probably done at some point), I can never think of him without a hood. Even when I try to imagine him without one there is just sort of this shadowy space where his eyes and top half of his nose should be.
image from madeinmasyaf
